Why God Made Pets

They can be helpful They protect our children They look out for the smaller ones They show us how to relax   They  "converse" with each other They help you when you're down They are great at decorating for the Holidays They have "great" expectations They are Patriotic They are happy to "test" the water They love their "teddies" They know who's "BOSS" AND  - They know when we need a good LAUGH!